poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax

zapppping:

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

omg

spookycrackss:

nutella-boy:

if i don’t insult you at least three times a minute where’re not real friends

 where’re

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

oh my fucking god Charlotte

peckerhead-red:

national-conservative:

thefallingtower:

Preeeeetttttyyy sure I just walked by a women in a white pride shirt.

Almost stabbed her and threw her in the river.

You’re the type of trash that deserves to be shot in the face and thrown in that river not her.

why is everyone here a child OP is a fuck ass and shit and what not why uhg who the fuck cares

jacobtheloofah:

daughter-of-a-badass:

rainbowcasoup:

mishethequiche:

aryawaterss:

starkwaters:

castleoflions:

bitch-pudding:

milesjai:

OH MY GOD. YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS.

SHIT

#HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT COMING OH MY GODDDDDD

That is not what I was expecting omg

omfg

IT’S BACK!

TRUE STORY, I PLAYED THIS FOR A COUPLE OF COWORKERS A WHILE BACK AND IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT JUST FOR THEIR REACTIONS AT THE END!

THIS IS THE BEST

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

marissa-mars:

what the hell is that